Questions that should be asked

With tornadoes tearing across Virginia, Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas, and Georgia; destroying property; and killing people,why has no one in the mainstream press has asked John McCain's friend the Rev, James Hagee just what the Bible belt did to piss God off so badly. Hagee goes back and forth on whether he knows the mind of God. He originally said God sent hurricane Katrina to destroy New Orleans because they allowed their gays to get uppity. Then he said he shouldn't have claimed to know the mind of God. Since then he has gone back to saying the hurricane was divine punishment for the sin of tolerance. On the balance, Hagee, like Pat Robertson, feels he has a special gift for understanding the Almighty's intentions where weather is concerned. So, why won't anyone ask him about these tornadoes?

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Coturnix has officially achieved oneness with life, the universe, and everything. Go over to his place and wish him a happy birthday.

Speaking of conspiracy nuts...

On Fox News' The Live Desk Christine O'Donnell, a Republican running in Delaware for Joe Biden's Senate seat says:

Well, keep in mind that Barack Obama is a time bomb. We have no idea what's going to happen between now and the convention. He is so far to the left, pushing for things -- Well, we can take a look at what he stands for. He and my opponent Biden are pushing for this global tax that would require America to pay tax to the UN So, as we take a closer look at him --

That tax will be used to buy more black helicopters for the day when Canadian troops working for the UN and NAFTA swoop down to confiscate all our guns and nationalize the white women. Paying taxes to the UN is classic Pavlovian code for surrendering US sovereignty and establishing a world government. I know nothing about O'Donnell, so I can't say whether she is intentionally ringing the conspiracy bell or if she is just stupidly repeating something she heard. In either case, this is not someone who should be allowed into a position of authority.

The view from Marrs

John McCain has a problem with the religious right. When he ran for president in 2000, he let his mavrickness get the best of him and he failed to be properly obsequious toward the irrational wing of the Republican Party. He refused to make a pilgrimage to Bob Jones University and slammed Bush for doing so. In 2002 he famously called Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell "agents of intolerance." The religious right made McCain pay, so when he prepared to run this year, he changed his tune from straight talk to singing the praises of those whom he had just condemned. He gave the 2006 commencement address at Falwell's Liberty University and hinted that he would love to appear at BJU if only they would invite him. He arranged a series of summits with various conservative evangelical leaders to woo their support.

But conservative evangelical leaders have big egos and long memories and the results for McCain have been mixed. John Hagee and Ron Paisley have given McCain the endorsements he wanted, but Robertson has not and James Dobson has loudly hinted at supporting a third party candidate rather than McCain. Still further out on the political spectrum, the resistance to McCain is even stronger. In the sales pitch for his "Exclusive Intelligence Examiner Report" conspiracy writer and leader of the "Power of Prophecy" ministry Texe Marrs lets us know what the far, far religious right thinks of McCain. It's not pretty.

Senator John McCain is clearly favored for President by Israel and the Jewish billionaires who secretly control America’s Washington, D.C. political and banking establishments. In this exclusive report, Texe Marrs reveals why this is so. Discover the startling facts about the Rothschilds’ funding of McCain’s insane bloodlust to kill and ravage Iran and any other nation that doesn’t bow down before Israel’s warmongering machine; McCain’s many sexual infidelities; McCain’s plan to increase taxes on ordinary Americans ten-fold to pay for a disastrous World War III; McCain’s handlers, like the Mossad’s chief stooge, Senator Joe Lieberman; McCain’s father, Admiral John McCain, butcher and anti-American traitor who permitted Israel’s Air Force to savagely attack the U.S. Navy’s Liberty vessel and kill scores of courageous American sailors; McCain’s close relationship to Neocon crazies like Pastor John Hagee and the bigoted Jewish rabbis who are clamoring for more blood and treasure to be heaped for Israel’s benefit. If this evil man is elected President, he will destroy America as a nation and push us into the North American Union. This wicked, dark reprobate must not be allowed to occupy the highest political office in the nation.

This is just the teaser and sales pitch. Marrs promises to go into all the gory details in his investigative report John McCain: Rothschild Puppet, Conservative Chameleon, Zionist Warmonger available in CD for a mere $8.00 plus postage and handling. I think I'll be saving my money. Marrs is recycling the same antisemitic, Illuminati conspiracy claims that have been made about every American president and presidential candidate since FDR. We've seen it before.

All the latest polls

TPM has a round up of the latest polls. Most predict Obama taking North Carolina and Clinton taking Indiana tomorrow. That means they cancel each other out and the fight continues. Oh, and we'll get to hear why Indiana voters are more authentic and matter more than North Carolina voters. I want to be the first to welcome our North Carolina friends into the bi-coastal elites. Sure, you might miss being part of the real America of the heartland, but the coffee here more than makes up for it.

If, as it appears, Obama gets to the 2025 magic number before the convention, what do you think the Clinton campaign will do?

1. Gracefully give in to the will of the party.
   
2. Try to start a fight at the convention.
   
3. Accept the nomination from the Lieberman Party.

Superstition is mavericky

John McCain won't take a salt shaker from your hand because it's unlucky. He won't throw a hat on a bed because it means death will soon visit. He carries a lucky penny, and a lucky nickel, and a lucky quarter, and a lucky four leaf clover, and a lucky feather, and a lucky compass. In the past he has also carried a lucky rock, a lucky pen, and worn lucky shoes. But he won't pick up an coins he finds unless they are heads up. If someone says something optimistic, he knocks on wood to avoid being jinxed. “Am I superstitious? I’m that,” he says. “But I don’t think I’m alone there.” Many people take comfort in being part of the crowd. It serves a purpose.The late paleontologist Jack Sepkoski explained it: "I see intelligence as just one of a variety of adaptations among tetrapods for survival. Running fast in a herd while being as dumb as shit, I think, is a very good adaptation for survival." Mavericks are still herd animals.

Send Your Name to the Moon

NASA is putting a microchip onboard the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter that will contain the names of anyone who wants to be part of the mission later this year. It's as close as most of us are ever going to get to that space vacation that Walt Disney, Werner von Braun, and Collier's Magazine promised us when I was a kid.

Teacher Fired for Wizardry

A substitute teacher in Florida who performed a simple slight of hand trick to entertain his students has been fired amid accusations of wizardry.

Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.

But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own.

"I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue, you can't take any more assignments you need to come in right away,'" he said.

When Piculas went in, he learned his little magic trick cast a spell and went much farther than he'd hoped.

"I said, 'Well Pat, can you explain this to me?' 'You've been accused of wizardry,' [he said]. Wizardry?" he asked.

Tampa Bay's [Channel] 10 talked to the assistant superintendent with the Pasco County School District who said it wasn't just the wizardry and that Piculas had other performance issues, including "not following lesson plans" and allowing students to play on unapproved computers."

Notice that they don't deny that wizardry was part of it.

Texas and Kansas are falling behind in the annual competition among school systems for the title of laughing stock of the nation. At this point even Congolese penis thieves are laughing at Florida.

Obama Takes Guam

Barack Obama thundered to a dramatic victory of seven votes in Saturday's Democratic caucuses of the territory of Guam. Clearly, he's the candidate with the most Guamentum going into Tuesday's Indiana and North Carolina primaries. And, yes, the only purpose of this post is to use the word "Guamentum."

Memphis defends its weiner

The Memphis City School District has issued a statement on the ACLU complaint against Daphne Beasley, the Hollis F. Price Middle College High School principal who outed two gay students. The school district, after consulting with their lawyers, have decided to admit no wrong and concede no ground to the complaint. Their statement does not provide much in the way of new information, but it does provide some interesting spin.

As to why Beasley was collecting the names of couples:

We are at all times proactive in assuring that our students are provided a safe, nurturing and disciplined learning climate. Unfortunately, in fall 2007, we received numerous complaints from LeMoyne-Owen College faculty and staff that some of our student couples were involved in explicit sexual behavior in public view on the college campus.

In light of this information from LeMoyne-Owen faculty and staff, the principal of Hollis F. Price made several general announcements to the student body that this behavior would not be tolerated. Regrettably, the improper behavior continued. Therefore, the principal felt it appropriate to notify the parents of those children she knew to be involved romantically. This was done in an effort to gain the support of the parents in reinforcing the message that such behavior is in violation of Memphis City Schools’ Student Code of Conduct.

The choice of words is interesting. What do they mean by "explicit sexual behavior in public view"? Were students having sex in public? Was there more necking and groping going on at Hollis F. Price than at any other high school? They say there was some sort of a problem, but they are vague about the nature and extent of the problem.

In addition, the school district narrative leaves out several important points. They don't address the aspect of the complaint that Beasley was very specific in criticizing the young men to their parents for being homosexuals and said she would not tolerate homosexuality in her school. Was this call different that the calls to the parents of heterosexual couples? The issue of whether the young men were singled out for different treatment than other couples is the core of the complaint.

The principal did not list any information other than students’ names on her personal call list, and she certainly did not specify the sexual orientation of any student.

This is disingenuous in the extreme. It was a list of couples. Two male names were listed together as a couple. Hollis F. Price is a school for gifted kids. Are they suggesting that in Memphis even the gifted kids couldn't figure that one out?

Additionally, the list was never posted publicly anywhere at the school.

The complaint doesn't say that it was posted in public; it says it was posted in her office where any visitor could, and many did, see it.

It is the position of Memphis City Schools that the principal did act in an appropriate manner in order to correct a serious issue at the school and that Memphis City Schools has not subjected either of these students to discriminatory treatment.

The last part of that sentence glosses over all of the specific complaints of discrimination. Were the two students subjected to verbal harassment by faculty as a result of Beasley making their orientation known? Were they prohibited from socializing or studying together on school grounds while other couples were not limited in this way? Was one of them prevented from going on a school sponsored trip because the faculty were afraid he would engage in "improper" conduct and embarrass the school?

Finally there is the question that they do answer. Many bloggers and commenters were struck by the creepiness (and utter impracticality) of a high school principal attempting to keep tabs on all the romantic connections in her school. In both the ACLU complaint and the Memphis City School District response, it is stated that Beasley collected the names of all the couples that the faculty could identify, not just those who were believed to be "involved in explicit sexual behavior in public view." It appears that this kind of prudish voyeurism is considered appropriate by Beasley's supervisors. I'm a purist on the right of privacy, but I think slipping into this kind surveillance culture is something that should alarm any American. There's always a good reason to give up rights, but once they are gone, they are almost impossible to get back.