Monday, February 25, 2008

Think twice before acting

Is this soon to be a classic case of not thinking through the consequences of your actions or of the solution to one problem bringing with it even greater problems?
If you're a land owner and animals such as coyotes or wild pigs are driving you hog wild, help may soon be on the way to control their numbers in a humane way -- in the form of a birth control pill for animals being developed at Texas A&M University's College of Veterinary Medicine & Biomedical Sciences. The concept would be to get it to wild animals through baited food, researchers say.

If we allow animals to learn about contraception, it will just make them promiscuous. Then we will have a new problem of our neighborhoods being overrun by deer sluts. When that happens, it's just a matter of time before God looks down upon the display of wanton ungulate immorality and is is driven into a righteous rage. Whereupon he removes His protective shield from America allowing radical Muslimoliberalfascist terrorist bad people to rain bad terror and hurricanes upon us. And the deer will still be eating the buds off of my mother's pear tree.

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