Friday, May 27, 2005

Protecting our morals; destroying our language
L. Brent Bozell of the Parents Television Council thinks a silly television ad ad starring a scantily clad Paris Hilton, a water hose, and a cheesburger should be banned.
"This is erotica. It's a quantum leap down this pike where we try to scrape the bottom of the barrel," Bozell told NBC "Today."

Tbogg explains what that sentence means:
Because once the horse is out of the barn you've got to get on your high horse and run with the pack until the cows come home or you're left with your pecker in your hand because beggars can't be choosers when you're buying the milk even though the cow is giving it away for free.

Who can argue with that?

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