Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Bush's suits
For those who can't get enough of rumpled-jacket-gate or those inclined to believe that the lump on Bush's back was caused by a chance wrinkle, Paul Waldman at Gadflyer has details on the kind of suits that Bush wears. Let us just say that his suits cost more than the cars most bloggers drive. These are hand-tailored suits made of wool so exclusive you know the sheep who contributed it by first name. These are are perfectly fitting suits that do not have random wrinkles. That is, they were perfectly fitting when Bush left the tailor. I think the "Bush is melting," "alien brain sucking symbiot," and "evil double has replaced the real George" theories are still open.

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