Saturday, June 14, 2003

Is Bush the Beast?
While in the store picking up a large slab of meat to barbeque for dinner, I noticed a new paperback on end-times prophecy and the Iraqi war. Suddenly it occurred to me, what should fundamentalist Protestants make of the fact that the current ruler of Babylon is the President of the United States? France, Russia, China, and Germany all came together in an alliance, unprecedented in the history of the world, to oppose Bush’s war. Isn’t the unification of the world one of the warning signs of the end-times (along with rumors of war, unusual weather, and reality TV)? I think I’m on to something here. Bush is the Antichrist. Quick, someone tell Pat and Jerry!

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