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How much would you pay for these handsome Tiki heads?

Each miniature head has been lovingly carved by hand from a distinctive wood without the use of power tools.

Mahogany and pine

Each head is a 100% authentic representation of my impression of mid-twentieth century, American, fake Poynesian, Tiki lounge culture. Now, what would you pay?


But wait! There's more!


Cleverly hidden within each Tiki head is a fully functional USB flash drive.


And when you plug the drive into your computer, the drive's LED shines in the Tiki's mouth!!

What would you pay, now?!?

Really. What would you pay? I have no idea how to price my own work. If there's any money in it, I have a bunch of other ideas for cool flash drives.