Best mangled metaphor of the day:
"A jury may be picked by the smartest, most prepared lawyers on this planet. But if there are a few wolves in sheep's clothing seated in that box and the lawyers aren't given the leeway to ferret them out ... no amount of competent lawyering can ever prevent the oncoming train of injustice these wolves may be driving."
Ferrets? Wolves? Sheep? Trains?!? Wolves definitely should not drive trains.