Life is one unending good news, bad news joke

Today, I had my eyes checked. The good news is I don't have glaucoma. The bad news is I do have cataracts. So far it's not bad enough to need treatment; it's just one more damn thing that I have to monitor. Anyhow, thanks to the Kenyan tyrant, when it does get that bad, I'll have affordable insurance. And, when I buy that insurance, they won't be able to refuse to cover the cataracts as a previously existing condition.