Dibs on his car

Another pastor is scaring his flock by predicting the Rapture. This one isn't wasting time; he says it's clear in Revelations that it will be at sunset tonight or maybe tomorrow, depending on your time zone. I was taught that the Rapture would come "like a thief in the night" and that no one could know the "day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." Apparently my church was reading a different Bible.