Thursday, March 25, 2010
It's been almost four days now and the Death Panels still haven't come for me. I should have known those government bureaucrats would mess this up. If we had turned this over to the private sector, like the Republicans said we should, I'd be a nice package of Soylent Green by now. But noooo, the Obamacommienazis had to turn it over to the biggest government take over in the history of the universe. I guess I should stop putting it off and go do the dishes.