Why Sarah Palin will never be president

Mark Halperin was on teevee this morning giving reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president. His three are:

1. One is that Republican elites behind her back think she’d be horrible for the party.
   
2. Two is, she’s not appealing to anybody but a narrow slice of American life and she’s heading more and more in that direction based on her rhetoric.
   
3. And finally and I think it’s best for the country. She has no ideas. She stands for nothing specific.

I'd like to add three more to that list:

1. She's dumber than a sack of rocks.
   
2. Sacks of rocks: they're smarter than Sarah Palin.
   
3. If Sarah Palin and a sack of rocks were on Final Jeapoardy together, the sack of rocks would win.

I'm sure you have some of your own to add to the list.