Suspicious similarities

Joseph Farah, publisher of the ultra-right World Net Daily wrote an editorial last week about the amazing similarities between Hitler and Obama. As shocking and explosive as his revelations were, I think he missed some important parallels. Fortuanately, I'm here to fill the gap.

• Hitler was born in a different country (Austria) than the one he ruled (Germany. Obama was born in Hawaiokenyastan.
  
• Hitler had dark hair. Obama has dark hair.
  
• Hitler was a (National) socialist. Sothern Republicans think Obama is a socialist.
  
• Hitler had a dog. Obama has a dog.
  
• Hitler's followers wore brown shirts. Obama's friend, Al Gore, wore a brown suit.
  
• Hitler didn't smoke. Obama is tring to quit smoking.
  
• Hitler fought a two front war in Europe. Obama is fighting two wars in Asia.
  
• Hitler was a crazy rightwinger. Obama drives rightwingers crazy.
  
• Hitler's mother was a white woman. Obama's mother was a white woman.
  
• Hitler wrote a book. Obama wrote a book.
  
• Hitler had a beer hall putsch. Obama had a beer summit.

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!11!

Breaking news: The ties between Hitler and Obama run deeper than we ever suspected.