- Hitler was born in a different country (Austria) than the one he ruled (Germany. Obama was born in Hawaiokenyastan.
- Hitler had dark hair. Obama has dark hair.
- Hitler was a (National) socialist. Sothern Republicans think Obama is a socialist.
- Hitler had a dog. Obama has a dog.
- Hitler's followers wore brown shirts. Obama's friend, Al Gore, wore a brown suit.
- Hitler didn't smoke. Obama is tring to quit smoking.
- Hitler fought a two front war in Europe. Obama is fighting two wars in Asia.
- Hitler was a crazy rightwinger. Obama drives rightwingers crazy.
- Hitler's mother was a white woman. Obama's mother was a white woman.
- Hitler wrote a book. Obama wrote a book.
- Hitler had a beer hall putsch. Obama had a beer summit.
WAKE UP AMERICA!!!11!
Breaking news: The ties between Hitler and Obama run deeper than we ever suspected.