President Bush's announcement Tuesday that he would bring home 8,000 troops from Iraq early next year did not win over Barack Obama. The Democratic presidential nominee said the move just "kicks the can down the road" to the next president.
He said "can"!!! That's clearly a reference to Palin's butt! I'm outraged at the sexism of Obama, the Democrats, and the liberal media. I demand an apology!! I demand a denouncement!!! Where's my smelling salts? Besides, Al Gore has a bigger can than Palin. So there.