It's not me

I want to take this opportunity to dispel the many rumors in the press that I have agreed to be Barack Obama's running mate. Though I appreciate the support and confidence of the many who have pushed for my inclusion on the Democratic ticket, I think it is more important that I spend time with my family watching the cats grow through their prime years. My Clever Wife and I will now retreat to my mother's palatial estate in the country to celebrate my birthday.

Have a nice weekend.