Who cares?

Publicists for Michael Brown, the legendary "heck of a job Brownie," say that he is available for interviews regarding the San Diego fires. Fame must truly be a powerful addictive substance if it could make someone want to rush forward at a time like this and remind us of their previous infamy. He seems to want to make sure that his name is forever linked to disaster and failure. So far no one is taking him up on his offer.