Bush brings evil spirits

Many of us have felt like doing this after he visits our towns, too.

Guatemalan Mayan priests reportedly plan to purify an important archeological site following a visit from U.S. President George Bush next week.

The priests will help rid "evil spirits" from the site because Bush's visit is considered an "offense" by the religious leaders, Prensa Libre reported Friday.

Maybe we should tell the priests that the evil spirits were probably just Bush's advance staff, and they will leave with him at the end of the visit to torment the next country. On the other hand, maybe we shouldn't presume to tell them how to do their jobs.