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The real race
Even though the presidential primary season is only a couple of days old, the outlines of the race are already emerging. For the forseeable future, the most excing race in town will be that between John "Straight Speaker" McCain and Rudy "America's Mayor" Giuliani as they see who can turn their back on long-held positions the fastest and whore themselves the most completely as they seek the approval of the most retrograde and contemptable elements in their party.