North Korea has the bomb
All of the news agencies are reporting that they announced a successful test. Other governments are cautious about confirming it, but no one has denied it. It looks like it's for real.
Thank god the Republican grown-ups are in charge of our national security. If those unserious Democrats were in charge they might have allowed us to become less safe over the last few years.
PS: I hear George Soros and Bill Clinton are behind this.