Another liberal conspiracy
Many conservatives daydream about exterminating all the liberals if they ever have the power to do so. However, I would never do the same to them if I had the power. Conservatives have too much humorous entertainment value. Phil Plait, the Bad Astronomy blogger, has discovered a conservative blogger named Mike Janitch who thinks the renaming of Xena and Gabrielle after the goddesss of strife and lawlessness can only be a liberal and anti-American comentary on the current world situation. After all, Mike Brown, the discoverer of the two celestial bodies is from--gasp--California! What more proof do you need!?
Of course, PZ beat me to this.