Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Pat Robertson is the strongest man in the world
According to Pat's website:
Did you know that Pat Robertson can leg-press 2000 pounds! How does he do it?

Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman?

One of Pat's secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients.

That's simply amazing! I'll bet the sports guys are amazed, too. Let's see what they have to say.
There is no way on earth Robertson leg presses 2,000 pounds. That would mean a 76-year-old man broke the all-time Florida State University leg press record by 665 pounds over Dan Kendra. 665 pounds. Further, when he set the record, they had to modify the leg press machine to fit 1,335 pounds of weight. Plus, Kendra's capillaries in his eyes burst. Burst. Where in the world did Robertson even find a machine that could hold 2,000 pounds at one time? And how does he still have vision?

Um, okay. But I'm sure a godly man like Robertson would never lie. Maybe he meant 2000 grams.

In other news, Pat Robertson has discovered that snake oil is a great source of protein to use in making delicious and refreshing milk shakes.

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