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A party all Americans can be proud of
The Republican Party has long presented itself as the party of strong principles unwaveringly held. The past week has demostrated that this is indeed true. In case anyone is confused, let's review some of those Republican principles.

• No nominee should be denied an honest up-or-down vote, unless it is the Republican Party doing the denying.
  
• Religious beliefs of a nominee are not a proper area for questioning, unless it the radical right questioning someone for not being enough of a radical.
  
• Perjury isn't a real crime, unless Bill Clinton does it.

I'm sure William Bennett will want to chime in on the importance of values and shame in our ruling party.