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No more vacation
Oh man, this poor guy can't get a break.

President Bush will cut short his vacation to return to Washington on Wednesday, two days earlier than planned, to help monitor federal efforts to assist victims of Hurricane Katrina, the White House said Tuesday.

First, those bad liberals camp out on the road demanding he talk to them about their dead kids and now this. He just wanted to spend a few weeks on his estate manly ranch cutting brush and practicing his bicycle dismount. Is it too much to ask to be allowed to take a mere five weeks off in the summer, two in the spring, two more at Christmas, a few days for Thanksgiving, Easter, the opening of bass fishing season, state and federal holidays, and a few personal days for family birthdays? After all, it's no more than the rest of us would like. And now he has to cut it all short and return two days early. There is no justice in this world. My heart bleeds for him.