If this were an episode of "Murder, She Wrote"
Wouldn't the fact that no one can find the nanny indicate that she had been most foully done away with? So who's the killer? It's never the first person accused, Jessica Fletcher's cute nephew Bernie Kerik. It's never the really obvious guy, Bernie's shady friend Rudy Giuliani. So who has a motive for getting rid of the nanny and framing Kerik? It must be Bernie's bitter ex-lover, Judith Regan (or Dick Cheney, just 'cause he's evil). Okay, now we can turn the channel and watch something more interesting, like a "Law and Order" rerun.