Already the focus of two major ethics investigations, Tom "The Hammer" DeLay has sunk to a new ethical low - using the Boy Scouts of America to pump up his dwindling approval rates. According to a recently circulated invitation, The Hammer will be honored by the Boy Scouts of America at a black tie reception on September 17. The confusion lies in just what award the Boy Scouts will be handing out.
The invitation first mentioned DeLay would be receiving the Spirit of the Eagle award. The Spirit of the Eagle award is, according to the Boy Scouts' website, "an honorary posthumous special recognition for a registered youth member who has lost his life in a tragic accident or through illness."
DeLay is clearly a brainless, souless zombie, one of the the unholy undead, brought back by some evil mastermind to torment the living.