Clinton in the hospital
Clinton is in the hospital with chest pains (they appear to be avoiding the term "heart attack") and needs a bypass operation. Ironic that this happened after he lost weight and is his best shape in years.
How long before the wingnuts start claiming it's a plot to steal attention from Bush? How long before Safire manages to work this into his Hillary for president conspiracy theory? How long before someone describes it as the wrath of God? Seriously, if you're the praying type, now is the time to do so.