Monday, May 17, 2004

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine
Gay marriage has been legal in Massachusetts for almost twenty-four hours, and yet I feel my marriage is going strong. How long is it supposed to take for the institution of marriage, undefended by a constitutional amendment as it is, to collapse under this assault? And just what does an undermined institution of marriage look like? Am I supposed to suddenly find Rick Santorum (R-PA) attractive? Does anyone find Rick Santorum (R-PA) attractive? Am I supposed to run out and have an affair with an underage marsupial--or is my wife? What is the age of consent for a marsupial? This is so confusing.

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