Rebuttal to the previous rebuttal
But wait! We liberals are not just hate-filled; we’re actively evil (just ask Rush and Ann). If we believe Bush is bad for America, we must want to have more of him. Therefore, we need to create the illusion of an improving economy to help him win reelection and do more damage to America. Remember, we hate America for some reason. We need to goof off more to suck up the unemployment and make Bush look good. Don’t go to work at all on Monday.