Paleontologists have unearthed a 400 million year-old fossil penis in Scotland. It’s a serious find of legitimate scientific value, but I’m snickering anyway. This record will be a source of pride to my Scottish kin. I think we need to give it an affectionate nickname, “hae ye bin to the museum to see the wee auld willie?” This is much cooler than that giant rat. The previous oldest penis, a mere 100 million years old, was found in Brazil.
Update # 1 I wonder what kind of serch engine hits I'll get by having the words "giant", "penis", and "Tom DeLay" on the same page. It's a good thing I didn't say Britney.
Update # 2 BBC has a story up on "Reagan's 'Evil Sex' Angst." Maybe today is just that sort of day.