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Misplaced blame
Late last month the Israeli newspaper Haaretz reported that Bush had told Palestinian Prime Minister Abbas he had gone to war in Iraq on instructions from God. Although the White House denied the report, I think we should look to it for the answer to the true source of responsibility for our emerging quagmire.

If God ordered Bush to get us into this mess, it must be because God hates America. Why does God hate America? Our good friends in the loony fringe of the religious right, Messrs. Falwell and Robertson, explained this almost two years ago. God hates America because of Feminists, the ACLU, and America tolerating gays.

Therefore, the mess in Iraq is obviously the fault of those same Feminists, ACLU, and our darned tolerance. So why is Bush picking on the CIA when he could blame this on us liberals?