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File under: Who knew?
In North Carolina a meth lab is a terrorist weapon of mass destruction. At least this is case in Watauga County where district attorney Jerry Wilson has charged 24-year-old Martin Dwayne Miller with two counts of manufacturing a nuclear or chemical weapon. They might be onto something here. Maybe if Wolfowitz or someone at the Department of Defense would just redefine what counts as a WMD, they could discover a dime bag of pot, declare victory in their search, and come home to a cakewalk reelection.

Maybe I shouldn’t suggest that too loudly.