Friday, May 27, 2011

A urgent appeal to Hollywood

This scene:
A body flies through the window (or over a balcony) on an upper story of a tall building.

Cut to the plunging body. The body falls in complete silence either because it is already dead or because the script requires artistic silence. Broken glass sparkles around the body like a personal constellation of icy stars.

Cut to the ground. A parked car. The body slams into the car with a shocking return of sound. Car alarms go off accentuating the contrast with the previous silence. Maybe some surprised passers-by scream further adding to the din.

Cut to an overhead shot of the broken body on the broken car. Onlookers slowly gather around the death tableau.

Fade to black.

Please stop doing this. It has become a painfully predictable cliche. I saw it three times last week. If you are going to keep using it, make it a moving car full of bad guys that promptly explodes in a ridiculouly large fireball. Everyone loves an explosion.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Happy Birthday, Dad!

Today is a day for birthdays. Science bloggers gerty-z and Bora "Coturnix" Živcović were born on this day. So was my father. Dad would have been seventy-nine today.

My grandfather was a cowboy with an eighth-grade education. Grandma was a waitress. A few years before Dad was born, they homesteaded in Montana, near the Canadian border. In the typically quirky style of my family, they went east to homestead. They were not the kind of family to own modern consumer luxuries like a radio or a camers, so I have very few pictures of Dad before he was in his teens.

Dad (right), mid 1920s.

Most depression era kids are pretty good at geezering, but none could match Dad who owned the tactical nuke of geezer stories: he really did walk three miles to school when it was fifty below. He only did it once and he was one of only two kids at his school who did. Even the teacher stayed home. Fortunately, the superintendent made a pass by all the schools in the county to round up the kids who were dumb enough to go out in that weather.

Dad, mid 1930s.

Dad's about fourteen in this picture. The bathing beauties are some cousins of his. Like most rural families, Dad had cousins and distant relations all over the place. No, not that kind of cousins. Keep your mind out of the gutter.

Dad, 1942.

More than anything, Dad wanted to learn how to fly. He joined the Army Air Corps (later to become the Air Force) six months before Pearl Harbor. By the time the shooting started, he had been told that he couldn't be a pilot because of his eyesight. Still, he did his bit to defeat Fascism by running the ground crew for bombers departing for Europe. Dad's bombers blew the crap out of the Ploeşti oil fields.

Dad, late 1940s.

After the war, Dad met the love of his life...

Dad, early 1950s.

...and became a dad. He always liked number one sister best, but I'm not bitter. Nope. Not even a little. Can we talk about something else?

Dad, late 1950s.

The fifties were the Atomic Age. Dad was on the leading age of this exciting new frontier, building and breaking reactors faster than you could say, "is it supposed to be making that noise?"

Dad, late 1960s.

Did I mention we liked camping? We liked camping. Dad took us to some great obscure places, sometimes driving up dry creekbeds to get there, and gave us lessons in Western history while doing it. Sometimes we wished he would have paid more attention to the road and less to the stories.

Dad, mid 1980s.

Dad retired early afer losing half of one of his lungs. In my family, the correct follow up to that information is "think carefully, Dad. Where did you have it last?" We never get tired of that joke. Mom and Dad moved into the woods where Dad built a house for Mom using only his grit, determination, and free labor from his son-in-law, his nephew, my sisters, and his two brothers.

Dad, mid 1990s.

This is the last formal portrait I have of Dad with the love of his life.

Monday, May 09, 2011

The Real Reason Mammoths Went Extinct


A little historical perspective, please

A little historical perspective, please

One of the talking points that conservatives have been using in order to deny credit to Obama for killing bin Ladin is to say that some if not all of the credit belongs to Bush and, therefore, Obama is a jerk for not recognizing that fact. They give different reasons as to why Bush deserves the most credit. The Fox morning crew has been among the most energetic in pushing this interpretation but no one has push the envelope as far as Condoleezza Rice did on their show last week.
BRIAN KILMEADE: The president in his speech — did a great job on his speech Sunday night — talked about coming together like we did on 9/11, he wants to see it happen again. Do you think a nice gesture would be to invite President Bush out on Thursday when he comes down to Ground Zero to greet the families?*

RICE: Well, obviously, I'll leave that to the two of them and to the administration. But President Bush had at Ground Zero probably the most important moment maybe in American history. It was when this wounded nation watched their commander-in-chief** stand on that rubble and say that they will hear us, we are going to avenge this.

This woman has a PhD in history, although, in her defense, I should point out that it is not in American History. If she had studied American history, she might have been familiar with some other important moments, such as:
  • The British surrender at Yorktown
  • Pearl Harbor
  • The signing of the Declaration of Independence
  • FDR's "fear itself" speech
  • Palmer raids and the first Red Scare
  • The Confederates firing on Ft. Sumter
  • The Great Mississippi Flood of 1927
  • The Louisiana Purchase
  • The ratification of the Constitution
  • General Butler exposing the coup plot against FDR
  • VJ Day
  • The Haymarket massacre
  • Passage of the 13th, 14th, and 15th Amendments
  • The stock market crash of 1929
  • The Cuban Missile Crisis
  • Texans winning their independence at the Battle of San Jacinto
  • The Big Blow Up of 1910
  • Women getting the vote
  • Marbury vs. Madison
  • HUAC hearings and the second Red Scare
  • Lee's surrender at Appomattox
  • Teddy Roosevelt accidentally becoming president
  • The Trail of Tears
  • Nineteen guys flying airplanes into buildings a few days before Bush's speech

Bush gave a nice speech at Ground Zero, but the speech itself was not some kind of world historical moment. I'm not going to spend any time beating up on Bush or hunting for reasons to hate the speech. Rice's crush on her former boss is well known--if a little off putting (I mean, eewww)--so her ridiculous hyperbole is not surprising. What I do find a little surprising is how many times I have heard variations of that idea from other people.

On the day 9/11, even before the second tower had fallen, one of my co-workers said "thank God Bush is president and not Gore." Because of the moment, I didn't what the hell she was talking about. Just last week in a Facebook thread of an old friend, someone commented, "Imagine if it would have been al gore (sic) dealing with 9/11. That would have been a real nightmare." What do these people think Al Gore would have done? Surrendered and turned the entire country over to bin Laden. They seem to believe that any Democrat would have said, "aww, he just needs a hug and we should give him a great big apology for making him feel bad."

That's complete and utter crap. Al Gore would have done exactly what Bush did. Or McCain would have done. Or Bradley. Or Hillary. Or you or I or any president in the history of the republic or anyone who isn't brain damaged. He would have gone on every news channel and made a speech saying the American people will rise above this, we will track the people responsible to the ends of the earth, heads would have rolled at the CIA, and we would have invaded Afghanistan to get at bin Laden and punish those who protected him.

Here are some things that might not have happened. Gore probably would not have sat frozen, reading "My Pet Goat" for eight minutes after hearing about the planes hitting the World Trade Center. He probably would have issued his first statement from Air Force One rather than leaving the American people without reassurance while he flew around for nine hours and spent another ninety minutes at the White House. He certainly would not have called off the search at Tora Bora. He would not have spent hundreds of billions of dollars and thousands of lives waging a war in a country that had nothing to do with 9/11.

He probably would not have tolerated wholesale violations of international and domestic laws such as creating a bogus category of "enemy combatants" to avoid the Geneva Conventions, using torture, or gutting habeus corpus. I know he wouldn't have completely respected all of our rights the way I would have liked. There still would have been a slide toward a surveillance state with wire tapping and eavesdropping. The same conservatives, who spent the Bush years justifying the erosion of rights would have cried "tyranny" and raised holy hell.

Actually, those last few points would have been moot, because I know for a fact that the Republicans would have tried to impeach Gore for allowing 9/11 to happen. There would have been none of the coming together in good faith that the Democrats offered throughout 2002. But this brings us to a final point, under Gore, there might not have been a 9/11 because he might have actually have read the August 8 security briefing. Remember, he was VP when Clinton tried to get bin Laden in 1998. Terrorism was a front-burner issue for him, whereas Bush only cared about tax cuts for the rich before 9/11.

Rice's comical overstatement is not limited to the "thank God it wasn't Gore crowd." As last week developed, the "Obama deserves little if any of the credit" message was taken up all across the spectrum of conservative politics.
  • Sarah Palin refused to even mention Obama's name several times when doling out credit: "We thank President Bush for having made the right calls to set up this victory."
  • Former Bush Chief of Staff Andy Card: "[Bush] made sure everything was in place so that President Obama could have an opportunity to get Osama bin Laden."
  • House Majority Whip Eric Cantor: "I commend President Obama who has followed the vigilance of President Bush in bringing Bin Laden to justice."
  • Washington Times editor Brett Decker: "Bin Laden's death is more Mr. Bush's victory than Mr. Obama's..."
    Fox News personality Sean Hannity: "There was no way this would have happened, but for the policies Of George W. Bush."
  • Fox Business host Eric Bolling on Twitter: "Andrea Mitchell just said 'this is a game changer for Barack Obama'..WHAT?? Thank GWB for this not BHO!"
  • Former Bush adviser Karl Rove: "I think the tools that President Bush put into place –- GITMO, rendition, enhanced interrogation, the vast effort to collect and collate this information — obviously served his successor quite well."
  • Torture guru John Yoo: "Without the tough decisions taken by President Bush and his national security team, the United States could not have found and killed bin Laden."
  • Media critic Brent Bozell" "It's because of those [torture] techniques that George Bush was crucified over that Osama bin Ladin is dead today. Hip, hip, hooray to George Bush. ... It's high time that [the mainstream media] started apologizing to him."
  • Former Senator and Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum: "9/11 families and everybody else in America should be furious at this president that he’s walking abound taking credit for, you know, getting Osama bin Laden. He didn’t get Osama bin Laden!"
  • National Review blogger Jim Geraghty (under a picture of GW Bush): "VINDICATION: When the loudest critic of your policies achieves his greatest success because of them."

Many of the "the real credit goes to Bush" crowd are making a self-serving effort to justify their own indefensible support of torture and all of them are engaged in a petty and partisan driven refusal to give Obama credit for anything. They rather pathetically grope for any excuse to find fault with any action Obama (and by extension any Democrat) takes. If Obama did it, there must be something wrong with it. All they ask is a little time to figure out what that fault is. Such pettiness has always existed in American politics, but, in recent years, pettiness has become almost an article of faith on the right.

* Just for the record, he did invite Bush and Bush declined. Not that that will stop conservatives from attacking Obama over the non-existent slight.

** I've said this before, and Rice should know this, the President is commander-in-chief of the military, not of the civilian population. The President is our employee, making us his commanders-in-chief. One of the founding principles of this country was civilian control of the military and we should all strongly resist any effort to militarize our society or to bring civilians under control of the military. Again, the President does not command us; we command him. If he leads us, it is because he has convinced us that he has earned that privilege. One good speech by Bush did not make us his subjects.

Saturday, May 07, 2011

Everyday should be Mothers' Day

Tomorrow is Mothers' Day here in the States. For over a week now, we've been listening to ads from people telling us to show Mom our appreciation by buying their stuff. Of course, for those of us of a certain age, the only way we can actually show Mom our appreciation is to raise her from the dead as a shambling zombie. I'm not sure Mom would go for that. She always liked to look her best and probably would not think having rotting bits of her face fall off was her best. On the other hand--the one that hasn't fallen off yet--she did have a flair for the dramatic and she would be a big hit at the Fremont Market where, coincidentally, I will be spending the day selling stuff that I'm sure your mother would love.

Of course, I won't be raising her from the dead as a zombie. That's impossible; we had her cremated. Fortunately, there are other ways to bring her back to life. All week, over at Facebook, people have been putting up pictures of their mothers as their profile pictures. I'm a sucker for that kind of sentimental gesture.

Mom, mid 1920s.

Here is Mom demonstrating the family squint. This squint is a precious family heirloom, passed down for generations. My sisters and I all share the squint. The squint is believed to have originated with our Scottish ancestors who, every spring, would emerge from ther mud hovels and squint at the ball of fire in the sky that they had not seen in months.

Mom, early 1930s.

Mom, as a Campfire Girl. Campfire Girls, with their great uniform, may have been a gateway drug to Mom's love of the theatrical. Because my grandfather was a camera buff, I have dozens of pictures of Mom standing on the porch or in the yard of whatever house they lived in that year showing off a costume.

Mom, mid 1940s.

Mom, (far right) undercover, fighting crime. We may never know the full extent of my mother's crime fighting activities because I haven't made them up, yet.

Mom, late 1940s.

If you can't figure out what this is picture of, you are a communist and should go back where you came from. When we were married, Tessa carried that fan and I wore that suit (the green one, not the white one). As to what that means, you can keep your dirty mouth shut, Dr. Freud.

Mom, mid 1960s.

As a mom, one of Mom's duties was to take us camping and make sure we got our recommended annual allowance of carbonized marshmallows and mosquito bites. Dad also came on these outings to act as chauffeur, native guide, and photographer.

Mom, mid 1980s.

After Mom booted that last of her freeloading kids out of the house (that would be me), she looked around for new ways to stay active. She had already done crime fighting, so she settled on roller derby.

Mom, early 1990s.

Mom, at a wedding, with some dirty hippie.

Wednesday is Dad's birthday, he'll get his retrospective treatment then.

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Compassionate conservatives

In response to the worst state budget crisis since World War II, the [republican dominated] Texas House has proposed slashing $27 billion from the budget, including huge cuts to education, nursing homes, and health care for the poor. Yet last Friday, the Texas House Ways and Means Committee approved a tax break for those who want to buy yachts costing $250,000 or more.

Monday, May 02, 2011

My predictions

Starting Monday, the conservative talking points will be:
  1. Osama really isn't that important anymore,
  2. the special ops troops deserve the credit, not Obama, and
  3. how does this lower the deficit and/or gas prices?