Holy whore of Babylon, Batman! Someone calling themselves Human Events Book Service is making a talking Ann Coulter Action Figure doll. One big Ann Coulter going around spewing bile is unbearable enough, thousands of tiny Ann Coulters can only mean we missed the Rapture and the Tribulation has begun. HEBS describes their crime against nature as:
Amuse your conservative friends and annoy your liberal neighbors with the brand new Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure. This incredibly lifelike action figure looks just like the beautiful Ann Coulter, and best of all . . . it sounds like Ann, too! Ann recorded these classic Coulter sayings especially for this action figure.
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This highly collectible doll comes in a display box with information highlighting Ann's unique contributions to America's political discourse. If you can't get enough Ann Coulter, you'll want to order the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure today!
I don’t even want to think about the dateless dittoheads that are going to be lunging for their credit cards to order this graven idol. Ick. I gotta go take a shower.